Maybe running causes snot build up, maybe it doesn’t. I don’t know. I do know the day I blew snot out of my nose without stopping running is the day I felt like a real runner. In my running circle, we call those snot rockets. Hence this idea was jotted on a post it note:
May all of you who aspire to be a “real” runner achieve the liberating status of Snot Rocketeer!
Fun fact: at the time of this writing, thesaurus.com did not have any synonyms for “snot” in its data base.